The Republic of Revanchist Crusader XXX is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning giraffe population. The hard-working population of 2.366 billion Revanchist Crusader XXXians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The Revanchist Crusader XXXian economy, worth 94.9 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,110 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Revanchist Crusader XXX's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Revanchist Crusader XXX is ranked 164,195^th in the world and 6,716^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.